It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes congressman industry life
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason americacheateighty Change image and share on social
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I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. Jackie Mason conclusionfunnyreason Change image and share on social
In addition, there is one title I cherish a great deal more than Congressman and that is the title of... Dad. J. C. Watts additioncherishcongressman Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social
Between 1939 and 1945 you produced weapons and war equipment valued at thirteen billion dollars, 70 per cent of which you shipped to your allies. The same process is going on today in Canada's much larger and growing industry. Arthur Hays Sulzberger allybillioncanada share on social
