I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx doctorfeltgolf Change image and share on social
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx receiptremembersex Change image and share on social
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. Groucho Marx dancefeelpeople Change image and share on social
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. Groucho Marx adverseconditioncurtain Change image and share on social
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx evenperfectlywonderful Change image and share on social
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx careposterity Change image and share on social
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. Groucho Marx dayfavouritehath Change image and share on social
I intend to live forever, or die trying. Groucho Marx dieforeverintend Change image and share on social
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx acceptbelongcare Change image and share on social
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. Groucho Marx closeholdside Change image and share on social
