I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx americaeducateintellectual Change image and share on social
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx doctorfeltgolf Change image and share on social
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. Groucho Marx receiptremembersex Change image and share on social
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. Groucho Marx dancefeelpeople Change image and share on social
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. Groucho Marx agentashecontract Change image and share on social
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx lotmisswoman Change image and share on social
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. Groucho Marx goodhateleave Change image and share on social
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx careposterity Change image and share on social
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx agebearconfess Change image and share on social
