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I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx agebearconfess Change image and share on social
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx belongmemberorganization Change image and share on social
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx careposterity Change image and share on social
I tweet in the morning and the evening. To write 12 hours a day, there is a moment when you're really tired. It's my relaxing time. Paulo Coelho dayevenhour Change image and share on social
When I was a young comic just starting out, I was very cautious, as I didn't want to alienate people. George Carlin's bravery became a benchmark. I became perfectly fine with alienating some people in the audience. That just comes with the territory. Paul Provenza alienateaudiencebenchmark share on social
Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way. Eileen Caddy absolutelyexpectfuture share on social