I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx agebearconfess Change image and share on social
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx alikebeardemocrat Change image and share on social
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx bookhalfmind Change image and share on social
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx institutionlivemarriage Change image and share on social
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx livelongold Change image and share on social
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Groucho Marx citykansaorder Change image and share on social
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Groucho Marx havehearstop Change image and share on social
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx americaeducateintellectual Change image and share on social
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx animalblackcat Change image and share on social
