All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx alikebeardemocrat Change image and share on social
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx bookhalfmind Change image and share on social
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx institutionlivemarriage Change image and share on social
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Groucho Marx bouquetbridegroom Change image and share on social
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx livelongold Change image and share on social
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Groucho Marx havehearstop Change image and share on social
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx americaeducateintellectual Change image and share on social
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx animalblackcat Change image and share on social
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx doctorfeltgolf Change image and share on social
