Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx justicemilitarymusic Change image and share on social
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Groucho Marx controlfatelife Change image and share on social
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Groucho Marx bouquetbridegroom Change image and share on social
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. Groucho Marx agentashecontract Change image and share on social
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx alikebeardemocrat Change image and share on social
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. Groucho Marx doctorfeltgolf Change image and share on social
I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Groucho Marx betbrainglad Change image and share on social
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30. Groucho Marx americaeducateintellectual Change image and share on social
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx childlovemother Change image and share on social
