Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx justicemilitarymusic Change image and share on social
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats. Groucho Marx alikebeardemocrat Change image and share on social
Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member. Groucho Marx acceptbelongcare Change image and share on social
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx institutionlivemarriage Change image and share on social
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Groucho Marx extremepovertystate Change image and share on social
A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx feltmanwoman Change image and share on social
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. Groucho Marx adverseconditioncurtain Change image and share on social
Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough. Groucho Marx livelongold Change image and share on social
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Groucho Marx havehearstop Change image and share on social
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. Groucho Marx dayfavouritehath Change image and share on social