I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx beatclubhead Change image and share on social
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook. Groucho Marx crookfindhonest Change image and share on social
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx remindtalktime Change image and share on social
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx belongmemberorganization Change image and share on social
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Groucho Marx bookconvulseintend Change image and share on social
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx bookhalfmind Change image and share on social
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? Groucho Marx institutionlivemarriage Change image and share on social
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. Groucho Marx citykansaorder Change image and share on social
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx justicemilitarymusic Change image and share on social
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. Groucho Marx extremepovertystate Change image and share on social
