I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Groucho Marx betbrainglad Change image and share on social
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. Groucho Marx controlfatelife Change image and share on social
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx beatclubhead Change image and share on social
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook. Groucho Marx crookfindhonest Change image and share on social
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx remindtalktime Change image and share on social
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx belongmemberorganization Change image and share on social
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Groucho Marx bookconvulseintend Change image and share on social
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx justicemilitarymusic Change image and share on social
I must confess, I was born at a very early age. Groucho Marx agebearconfess Change image and share on social
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx childlovemother Change image and share on social
