I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. Groucho Marx betbrainglad Change image and share on social
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. Groucho Marx animalblackcat Change image and share on social
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx caseexceptionface Change image and share on social
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. Groucho Marx evenperfectlywonderful Change image and share on social
There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook. Groucho Marx crookfindhonest Change image and share on social
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. Groucho Marx bouquetbridegroom Change image and share on social
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. Groucho Marx remindtalktime Change image and share on social
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does. Groucho Marx bookhalfmind Change image and share on social
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. Groucho Marx bookconvulseintend Change image and share on social
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx childlovemother Change image and share on social
