Groucho Marx

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention.

Exeter was, I suspect, more crucial in my life than in the lives of most members of my class, and conceivably, than in the lives of almost anyone else who ever attended the school.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.