An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot. Graham Norton awfulbeautifulcelebrity Change image and share on social
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. Graham Norton adopt Change image and share on social
The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. Graham Norton desperatepeopleshow Change image and share on social
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with. Graham Norton annoybraincome share on social
I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer. Graham Norton londonmiddlepaper Change image and share on social
I am camp. Lots of gay men can't cope with their campness. They are in denial about it. Graham Norton campcampnesscope Change image and share on social
You don't want money to make you a social freak where you can only hang out with rich people. Graham Norton freakhangmake Change image and share on social
I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. Graham Norton badhavetaste Change image and share on social
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. Graham Norton deeplyfascinatemember Change image and share on social
