I am really bad at actually interviewing people. Graham Norton badinterviewpeople Change image and share on social
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if that's what you want'. And he was a very good guest. That's a real exception to the rule. Graham Norton dayexceptionfriday share on social
The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you are against us.' Graham Norton attackbbcbush Change image and share on social
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. Graham Norton ambitioncomicfinally share on social
Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, 'You do realise this is a gay club, don't you lads?' you get all excited because you think, 'Wow, he thought I was straight!' Graham Norton aspireclubdoorman share on social
I have nothing to say about my childhood. It was a perfectly pleasant upbringing - it's not like it was unhappy or anything. Graham Norton childhoodperfectlypleasant Change image and share on social
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. Graham Norton adopt Change image and share on social
I do get pleasure from very inconsequential things, like shopping for clothes. Graham Norton clotheinconsequentialpleasure Change image and share on social
All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with. Graham Norton annoybraincome share on social
