The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. Graham Norton desperatepeopleshow Change image and share on social
Britain's such a twisted, weird little place. Graham Norton britainplacetwist Change image and share on social
An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot. Graham Norton awfulbeautifulcelebrity Change image and share on social
The higher your profile becomes, the more aware you are that people out there might hate you. Graham Norton awarehatehigh Change image and share on social
I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended up doing live comedy. Graham Norton actorcomedyend Change image and share on social
I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer. Graham Norton londonmiddlepaper Change image and share on social
I don't think you should have to try to be nice, I think most people are nice. I think being cheerful and nice is just a politeness. Graham Norton cheerfulnicepeople Change image and share on social
All these people I interview are worth ten times what I'm worth. Graham Norton interviewpeopleten Change image and share on social
My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. Graham Norton classeducationfamily Change image and share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
