It's amazing how I can just ramble on for hours, isn't it? And so unentertaining or uninteresting. But I can ramble on for hours. It's a sort of terrible gift, isn't it? Graham Norton amazegifthour Change image and share on social
The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer them is a bit of exposure on TV and a bit of cash, so it's a miracle we get any guests at all. But we have been very lucky. Graham Norton bitecashexposure Change image and share on social
Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, 'really, what an ordinary person'. Graham Norton badbasicallybite Change image and share on social
You don't want to be hard to look at. Plain very good, hard to look at bad. The plain shall inherit the earth; time is our friend. Graham Norton badearthfriend Change image and share on social
My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I was able to stop waiting tables, and I was able to pay the rent, and that was by being a stand-up comic. Not a very good stand-up comic, but good enough to make a living. Graham Norton ambitioncomicfinally share on social
I'm actually quite self-sufficient, so it might look as if there isn't room for anyone in my life. That isn't entirely the case. Graham Norton caseliferoom Change image and share on social
I spent a long time working in restaurants and making no money. It was very character-building, but I think it could have been built in a shorter time. Graham Norton buildcharacterlong Change image and share on social
All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it's because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that's on telly. Graham Norton happeninterestlife share on social
In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms of content, I would probably say we're getting away with more here than we could get away with in Britain. And that surprised us so much! Graham Norton bleepblurbritain share on social
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. Graham Norton miserablerelationshipunhappy Change image and share on social
