Every time I give a straight answer and read it in a magazine, I say, 'Ouch.' One day I'd like to talk to a psychoanalyst about why celebrities reveal so much of themselves in interviews. Gilbert Gottfried answercelebrityday Change image and share on social
I'd like to have a kid, but I'd probably get a Frank Sinatra Jr. instead of a Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd totally screw up like that. Gilbert Gottfried frankgilbertgottfried Change image and share on social
I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked. Gilbert Gottfried findkindnaked Change image and share on social
I think of Alan Thicke as Perry Como without the excitement. Gilbert Gottfried alancomoexcitement Change image and share on social
I'm terrible when I have to fill up free time. My days, if I'm not working, I wake up and figure out a way to kill time until it's time to go to sleep. Gilbert Gottfried dayfigurefill Change image and share on social
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. Gilbert Gottfried comedyfunnyimportant Change image and share on social
When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admit that; he worshiped Jonathan Winters. Gilbert Gottfried admitjonathanlot Change image and share on social
There are times when I've had ideas walking down the street that I thought were great, and the minute I got onstage, I would think of them and go, 'Wow, that would never work,' even before I did it in front of the audience. Gilbert Gottfried audiencefrontgreat share on social
Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing. Gilbert Gottfried badblueclub share on social
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching. Gilbert Gottfried constantlycontrolhit Change image and share on social
