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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. George Carlin groupguymember Change image and share on social
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. George Carlin amountcausedeath Change image and share on social
Electricity is really just organized lightning. George Carlin electricitylightningorganize Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social
It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly. Pierce Brosnan badlydangerousgood Change image and share on social
If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not. Marco Rubio burncompromisecountry Change image and share on social