Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes pimple retirement ridiculous
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible. George Burns begincloseend Change image and share on social
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. George Burns afforddielose Change image and share on social
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns agewoman Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
On the other end of the spectrum, these women who do live long enough to collect Social Security face the challenge of being disproportionately dependent on the Social Security system for retirement income. Ginny Brown-Waite challengecollectdependent share on social
I used to wear a lot of red lipstick, and when I got a pimple, I'd cover it up with eyeliner to turn it into a beauty mark. Selma Blair beautycovereyeliner Change image and share on social