George Burns

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

It's a terrifying thing to be perhaps 16 or 17 and feel like you are a failure and a has-been.

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.