You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do. Gary Larson leaveminuteparty Change image and share on social
Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.' Gary Larson batchcartoonday Change image and share on social
Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely irreversible loss in the diversity of life on Earth. Gary Larson changecomparabledemand share on social
I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.' Gary Larson bigcartoondoor Change image and share on social
My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply. Gary Larson bloodcartoondeeply share on social
The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike. Gary Larson blackcalendarcartoon share on social
You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that. Gary Larson braingiveglobe share on social
I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning. Gary Larson cartoonfindjazz Change image and share on social
On Career Day in high school, you don't walk around looking for the cartoon guy. Gary Larson careercartoonday Change image and share on social
I've always considered music stores to be the graveyards of musicians. Gary Larson considergraveyardhave Change image and share on social