Gary Larson

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'

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I envision someday a great, peaceful South Africa in which the world will take pride, a nation in which each of many different groups will be making its own creative contribution.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

Nothing is so good that impious and sacrilegious and wicked people cannot contort its proper benefit into evil.