Gary Larson

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Fear follows crime and is its punishment.

Doubt is part of all religion. All the religious thinkers were doubters.

I grew up in Ann Arbor, about 25 miles west of Detroit. And when you grow up in that area, you get a healthy dose of Motown automatically.