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Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it. Gary Larson cartoonfitgood Change image and share on social
I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.' Gary Larson bigcartoondoor Change image and share on social
Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money. Gary Larson discovereinsteingreat Change image and share on social
Socialism has no moral justification whatsoever; poor people are not morally superior to rich people, nor are they owed anything by rich people simply because of their lack of success. Charity is not a socialist concept - it is a religious one, an acknowledgment of God's sovereignty over property, a sovereignty the Left utterly rejects. Ben Shapiro acknowledgmentcharityconcept share on social
The American people need no course in philosophy or political science of church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman. Mario Cuomo americancelestialchairman Change image and share on social
I don't think fashion has to change every five minutes. I'd like these to be clothes you can wear for a long time - ten, 20 years; pass on to your daughter. Why buy vintage when you can open your own closet! Tom Ford buychangecloset share on social