Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. Tracy Morgan cooleddieenemy Change image and share on social
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. Shaun White agebaggyblack Change image and share on social
It's funny landing parts now where I'm somebody's mum. I remember the first time I was asked to play a mum. I was easily old enough, but because I didn't have any children, I thought, 'That seems really grown-up.' Natasha Little askchildeasily share on social
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. Jonathan Davis ballbookfunny Change image and share on social
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. J. K. Rowling classfindfunny Change image and share on social
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan armyelevenfoot Change image and share on social
I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny. Paloma Faith actcelebrityfamily Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place. Macaulay Culkin bigbookfan Change image and share on social
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying. Roseanne Barr comediandadfunny share on social
Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. Robert Osborne adorableboxbusiness share on social
