I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. Rowan Atkinson ambitionaudienceaware share on social
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield honestluckpolitician Change image and share on social
There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one is ever going to seem as funny in a normal conversation as compared to when they're up there onstage in the spotlight making a huge audience keel over with laughter. Robert Klein anecdotalaudiencecliche share on social
The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. Rob Zombie badcarefeel Change image and share on social
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain distortfact Change image and share on social
Every time I'm in Canada I feel more Swedish, and every time I'm in Sweden I feel more Canadian. I belong in both places and I love them both equally. It's funny because the Swedes claim me as their Swedish pride and the Canadians call me their Canadian girl. I'll take it all. Malin Akerman belongcallcanada share on social
Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time? Malin Akerman funnygirllove Change image and share on social
It's funny the way life works. Sometimes you go around in a weird path to find out exactly what it is that you love to do, and I'm happy that I've sort of discovered something that makes me really happy. Haylie Duff discoverfindfunny share on social
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race. H. G. Wells adultbicycledespair Change image and share on social
It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. Joanna Cassidy feelfunnylife Change image and share on social