I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a funny cheerleader. I hadn't even seen a show until I was in my twenties, so I was very late getting into the business. Debra Monk actactressbusiness share on social
When you are 15, everything is such high stakes, even tiny things. I think because of that, it is funny but sad at the same time. Sophie Wu funnyhighsad Change image and share on social
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. Flannery O'Connor cheekcreditdeserve Change image and share on social
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all. Zac Efron autographembarrassfunny Change image and share on social
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. Stephen Fry agebladderremind Change image and share on social
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Denis Leary expectfunnynecessarily Change image and share on social
I'm inspired by people who are unapologetically themselves, from Bill Cosby to Fahim Anwar. Just funny people. Jerrod Carmichael anwarbillcosby Change image and share on social
I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable. Lake Bell acceptablecontinuedairy Change image and share on social
I was a good student until I turned 15. Then, all of a sudden, it didn't matter to me anymore. Isn't that funny. I don't want to go to college. I always knew that. But it's hard. My friends are going, and I feel a little left behind. Clara Mamet anymorecollegefeel share on social
Whether I'm writing a novel about a guy mourning the death of his father or whether I'm writing a show about people killing each other, you want to hear characters speak and be funny and witty. Jonathan Tropper characterdeathfather Change image and share on social
