I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's funny, it's too cutesy, or whatever they hate. And it's like, 'Okay. That's your opinion. Somebody liked it, so that's good.' Hopefully it balances out. Demetri Martin balancecomedycutesy share on social
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. Demetri Martin actorbillcartoonist Change image and share on social
The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Rodney Dangerfield honestluckpolitician Change image and share on social
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain distortfact Change image and share on social
My grandparents would never admit to being Tasmanian, but I think it's really great and funny. But I guess, in the past, Tasmanians just weren't quite accepted. You had that lazy reference to them being felons. Jessie Cave acceptadmitfelon share on social
One funny thing I realized is how many people had no idea that I was gay because they don't bother to look it up or ask. James Adomian botherfunnygay Change image and share on social
My heroes were always Looney Toons, Robin Williams, the Three Stooges. I think everything I do is kinda funny. I think I'm sort of ridiculous. Ben Foster funnyherokinda Change image and share on social
I feel funny about owning art. I don't really want to say: 'Wow, come and see my Monet - it's in a dark room at the bottom of my cellar.' Baz Luhrmann artbottomcellar Change image and share on social
I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty. Barbara Walters accentbeautyboston Change image and share on social
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.' Steven Michael Quezada badbreakcomic Change image and share on social
