I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. Maya Rudolph choicecomedianfunny Change image and share on social
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. Jonathan Davis ballbookfunny Change image and share on social
When I was one day old, I learned how to read. When I was two days old, I started to write. By the time I was three, I had finished 212 short stories, 38 novels, 730 poems, and one very funny limerick, all before breakfast. Jon Scieszka breakfastdayfinish share on social
The middle class is so funny, it's the class I know best, and it's the class where you find the most pretension, so that's what makes the middle classes so funny. J. K. Rowling classfindfunny Change image and share on social
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be. Dolly Parton funnygenerouspeople Change image and share on social
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. Don Rickles findfunnygive Change image and share on social
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. Sam Levenson findleadtemptation Change image and share on social
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. Norm MacDonald comedyfunnyintend Change image and share on social
What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there. Keith David biobusinessfront share on social
Lana Turner was adorable and funny. Jimmy Stewart was such a nice person. I quickly realized that if you're not a nice person, you're not going to last in this business. I mean, once your box office starts to drop off, like Veronica Lake, they'll get rid of you fast. Robert Osborne adorableboxbusiness share on social
