Top 451 Funny Quotes

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

Rick Baker

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Craig Kilborn

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

Michael Keaton

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

Chris Lilley

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Nathan Fielder

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

Richard Lewis

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If it's not, you don't laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

Gilbert Gottfried

Craig McDean was probably one of the first people I shot with. I shot with him for years with Tommy Hilfiger and a few other jobs. He's just so nice and just a super normal, funny guy.

Craig McDean was probably one of the first people I shot with. I shot with him for years with Tommy Hilfiger and a few other jobs. He's just so nice and just a super normal, funny guy.

Jacquelyn Jablonski

Normally, it's one or the other - a pretty, straight woman or a more charactery woman who isn't supposed to be attractive. But women like Tina Fey are leading the charge on being both. You can be funny and attractive.

Becki Newton

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

David Lee Roth

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