Top 451 Funny Quotes

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.

Kelly Sue DeConnick

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Karl Lagerfeld

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Jason Alexander

Let me tell you something. I'm a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can't help it. It just is what it is, and my kids have been around my antics so long, it kind of rubs off a little bit. So when it comes to what you see, you only see what is really manifesting in our lives at the time.

Niecy Nash

I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.

I had spent many years before I was 31 hearing people tell me, Oh Man, you're so funny, you need to be in television. But that and a quarter won't get you on a bus.

Chi McBride

I love actors, and I love the casting process. It's funny, like, some writers don't like actors because, I think, they are the faces of the show, and so you feel sort of secondary, but I love actors because they elevate the material; they make it better.

Bryan Fuller

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

Ted Danson

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

I try to be funny and not ignorant.

Kevin Hart

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.

Kendall Jenner

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

Filming is a funny combination of having a good time and not being able to wait until it's over.

Nicole Holofcener

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