Top 451 Funny Quotes

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Caroline Rhea

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.

Gilbert Gottfried

I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing.

Tabatha Coffey

There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away from what's real, what's important. And the real stuff is what's funny.

There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away from what's real, what's important. And the real stuff is what's funny.

Steve Howey

As a youngster, my mother and father always drilled into my head having something to fall back on. My father was kind of funny. I'd score 40 points. I'd come home and say, 'Look dad, I scored 40.' He'd never have a smile on his face. He'd be like, 'I saw that move you did. What if you'd hurt your knee?'

Shaquille O'Neal

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.

Rick Baker

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Craig Kilborn

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny.

Michael Keaton

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

Chris Lilley

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.

Nathan Fielder

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