Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz excusegoodmake Change image and share on social
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Janeane Garofalo attestclassclown Change image and share on social
I'm a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think it's really great to see that there are new artists coming through. It's kinda funny to think that I'm like the old man on campus now. But I'm really happy for groups like One Direction. I think they're really good guys. Joe Jonas actartistbig share on social
This may sound funny, but I feel my most beautiful when I'm clean, fresh out of the bath. I don't have to be dressed up. I could be in comfy clothes at home hanging out with my family. Faith Hill bathbeautifulclean Change image and share on social
It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. Giles Duley blowbodyfall Change image and share on social
Yeah, it's funny, working on a show with as large a cast as we have here, your work gets sort of compartmentalized. There's still about half the cast that I've never had a scene with but I have missed working with Terry. Michael Emerson castcompartmentalizefunny share on social
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. Jean de la Bruyere burdendayguest Change image and share on social
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. Tim Vine childhoodcomicconscious share on social
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. Uma Thurman athleticbrightfunny Change image and share on social
Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses. John Varvatos brandbusinessconnect share on social