When you're a woman, you have to work harder to get a laugh... I follow so many hilarious women on Twitter. It's a daily reminder that women get to be funny. Rainbow Rowell dailyfollowfunny Change image and share on social
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I haven't realised. Emily Mortimer chancecrapempt share on social
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports. Ed Rendell barackfunnygood Change image and share on social
If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman latemorningsleep Change image and share on social
My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. Carol Bartz chickencowdrive Change image and share on social
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov annoyancegreatpeople Change image and share on social
It's upsetting that it is such a big deal. I wish it weren't an issue all the time. It's funny that people say it's a departure, because I've been acting since I was a child. I've played three gay roles out of hundreds. Randy Harrison actbigchild share on social
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. Marlon Wayans crossfunnylion Change image and share on social
You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is. Lisa Vanderpump accuratecallday Change image and share on social
