You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? H. R. Giger carddeckfunny Change image and share on social
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. Jonathan Davis ballbookfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny when people ask an actor what they want to play next, because you don't get to decide what you play. I don't know. I can only say this: I don't want to and have no interest in playing a plastic surgeon. That's for sure. I'm open to anything else. Dylan Walsh actordecidefunny share on social
We watch so much film, calling up pitch by pitch, count by count in order to spot tendencies. Technology is a big part of how I get ready for a game. What's funny is a lot of the NFL guys say they study the 'Madden' game; that's how they learn to read offenses and defenses. Carl Crawford bigcallcount share on social
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan armyelevenfoot Change image and share on social
Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker. Pippa Evans biteboydefence Change image and share on social
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are. Matt Lauer buttonfunnylearn Change image and share on social
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. Magic Johnson dayfunnyhiv Change image and share on social