I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. Megan Fox funnyguynerdy Change image and share on social
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. Greg Behrendt absurditycomedianfunny Change image and share on social
Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But it's funny what comes down the pike. Jeff Bridges directionfunnygeneral Change image and share on social
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny. Bryan White askdressfunny Change image and share on social
Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. Jerry Seinfeld frontfunnygoal Change image and share on social
It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. Johnny Depp babydaughterfunny share on social
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. Tucker Max cutefunnypet Change image and share on social
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Francesca Annis botherfunnyhave Change image and share on social
My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.' Mariacarla Boscono beautifulfunnymom Change image and share on social
