I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. I'm not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And I'm certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. Rowan Atkinson ambitionaudienceaware share on social
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula Poundstone accountbankmaiden Change image and share on social
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead absolutelyrememberunique Change image and share on social
On 'Lab Rats,' I read the script probably three or four times before we ever even do a table read because I want to be completely prepared. And I want to know exactly which beats I have to hit and where I need to make something comical. Some lines need a little more than others do just to get the point across, to get the joke to be funny. Billy Unger beatcomicalcompletely share on social
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. John Requa diefunnyshort Change image and share on social
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. Joe E. Lewis cameldistrustdrink Change image and share on social
It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. Joanna Cassidy feelfunnylife Change image and share on social
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin realizespecificwant Change image and share on social
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Lily Tomlin beautyhairlibrary Change image and share on social
A lot of people don't think of my work as being all that funny, but I think it's hilarious! Fred Tomaselli funnyhilariouslot Change image and share on social