I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin hateheadneck Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, I really feel it if I don't run. I start getting sluggish, and I feel like I need to do it. That's how I know that the workouts are working - I miss them if I don't have them. Kai Ryssdal feelfunnymis Change image and share on social
It's funny to be in rooms where you were originally referred to as 'The Shakespeare Guy' and to suddenly be in the position where you're 'The Blockbuster Guy.' That's a pretty unusual turnabout, I must say. Kenneth Branagh blockbusterfunnyguy share on social
I can't go on Gawker. I actually think the writing is really funny, but there is a chance that somebody is undercutting me. Zooey Deschanel chancefunnygawker Change image and share on social
I grew up a huge fan of The Three Stooges and Monty Python, so somebody getting slapped in the face with a fish, or falling out of a chair, or running into a door, or tripping over their own feet and eating it, is all stuff I find really, really funny. Thomas Sadoski chairdooreat share on social
I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me. Billy Eichner cleanfunnyhead share on social
It's funny how sometimes you learn things off the Internet before they're actually told to you. Joel Edgerton funnyinternetlearn Change image and share on social
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious. Issa Rae findfriendfunny Change image and share on social
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things. Joan Rivers calmenjoyfast Change image and share on social
It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses. Danielle Panabaker findfunnyglass Change image and share on social
