Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven. Steve Martin goodheavenreward Change image and share on social
When I was in college, I was debating to try my hand at show business, or to become a professor. I just thought of the risk of not going into show business and always wondering if I would've had a chance. Because that's where my real heart was. Steve Martin businesschancecollege share on social
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Steve Martin boyfrenchword Change image and share on social
I don't like to look back, and I'm always worried about the next thing rather than resting on the laurels or the degradations of the last thing. Steve Martin backdegradationlaurel Change image and share on social
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. Steve Martin arcticcountrymake Change image and share on social
I think I meant that, given the circumstances of my childhood, I had the illusion that it's easier to be alone. To have your relationships be casual and also to pose as a solitary person, because it was more romantic. You know, I was raised on the idea of the ramblin' man and the loner. Steve Martin casualchildhoodcircumstance share on social
I was raised with 'Laurel and Hardy' and 'I Love Lucy' and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself. Steve Martin andybedroomday share on social
When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me. Steve Martin finallylistenretire Change image and share on social