Top 451 Funny Quotes

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

Amanda Seyfried

When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.

When you live in a city, as I do, where violence is really in the streets, and people die every day, there's nothing funny about it.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.

I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.

Anne Beatts

It's so funny to get a call from Dustin Hoffman because he has that great voice.

It's so funny to get a call from Dustin Hoffman because he has that great voice.

Andie MacDowell

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

Andy Richter

My father was very sick around the time I was born. The doctors thought he wouldn't live. He did recover, but I don't remember him as very active. I do remember lots of schtick around the dinner table. Generally, he and my brothers and I were all laughing at the same thing my mother did not find funny, whatever that was.

Albert Brooks

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

Al Yankovic

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

Al Yankovic

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Al Franken

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

Albert Brooks

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