Top 25 Quotes by Andy Richter

About Andy Richter

These are some quotes by American author Andy Richter Comedian, who was born on October 28, 1966.

Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

Well, I refer to 'Celebrity Jeopardy ' as the short-bus 'Jeopardy,' because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

Andy Richter

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

Andy Richter

The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I'd been there seven years. The combination of an entrepreneurial desire to see how far I could push my success and a short attention span. But now I've done other things. And I'm sort of ready to sit somewhere and sit in the same place for a while.

Andy Richter

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

Andy Richter

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.

We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.

Andy Richter

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

Andy Richter

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Andy Richter

I'm not that professional.

I'm not that professional.

Andy Richter

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

Andy Richter

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

Andy Richter

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