Top 25 Quotes by Andy Richter

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

The basic equation that mystified me as a young man was looking at guys who could actually get girls. I was always amazed, because they never seemed to care. I was like, 'How do they do that?'

It's a very nice thing to have a baby.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.

I'm not that professional.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.

There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.

I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.