I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny. Philippe Falardeau funnyjokekeen Change image and share on social
If the writing is good, then the writing is already funny. All you have to do is make this funny writing true to the very deepest of your heart, and the fact that you are capable of making this true will be hysterical. Constance Wu capabledeepfact share on social
The principles of comedy are the principles of comedy. I can hear funny. Stephan Pastis comedyfunnyhear Change image and share on social
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians. Richard C. Armitage comediandemandfunny Change image and share on social
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Henry A. Kissinger crisisfullschedule Change image and share on social
Henry Miller is a famous writer whose work has fallen out of fashion, but I strongly recommend that readers who don't know his work pick up a book and experience this writer's zealous, crazy, inventive, funny, sexy, often delirious prose. Siri Hustvedt bookcrazydelirious share on social
I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them. Mackenzie Rosman funnygrowpeople Change image and share on social
Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises. David Ogden Stiers absolutelyfunnygenuinely Change image and share on social
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. Chris Rock comedianenjoyfair Change image and share on social
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? James Thurber answercallnumb Change image and share on social
