A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. Don Herold badfeltgood Change image and share on social
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have. Don Herold intelligenceirritatesense Change image and share on social
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter. Don Herold goodlifething Change image and share on social
It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant. Don Herold ignorantlotprove Change image and share on social
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back. Don Herold backdoorslam Change image and share on social
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people. Don Herold peoplepoorpoverty Change image and share on social
Why resist temptation? There will always be more. Don Herold resisttemptation Change image and share on social
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat. Don Herold baldnessneatthing Change image and share on social
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. Don Herold globesensesophistication Change image and share on social
