I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that little girl from a burning building and handed her over to her mother.' In comedy, the best thing you can say is, 'I think it's funny.' Bob Newhart buildburncomedy share on social
Reality continues to ruin my life. Bill Watterson continuelifereality Change image and share on social
The funny thing is, I sometimes get the impression that some people outside of the field think that there's some element of security that we have in working on a theory that hasn't made any predictions that can be proven false. In a sense, we're working on something unfalsifiable. Brian Greene elementfalsefield share on social
Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny. Jen Kirkman actbringbusiness Change image and share on social
Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate. P. J. O'Rourke funnyhumoristinappropriate share on social
I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place. Bill Bryson afghanistanfunnyindia Change image and share on social
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own. informmanpretty share on social
To be able to make a good living in a challenging medium like soap operas is great. The best is that I get to act and am rewarded for it. And the people I work with are great. Funny, intelligent, hard working. They're all great to be around. David Canary actchallengefunny share on social
It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste. Sue Gardner encyclopediaentryfunny Change image and share on social
For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.' Martin Clunes badlybehaveface Change image and share on social
