Top 451 Funny Quotes

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

I always think any circumstances can be funny. Not that I'm irresponsible, but when things go wrong, I always come up with a joke or think of something funny to say.

Brian Helgeland

I read part of it all the way through.

I read part of it all the way through.

Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.

Bill Bryson

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.

Tom Smothers

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.

Lewis Mumford

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.

I know my spirit is not mean, and I have a very good spirit and a funny spirit.

Tracy Morgan

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.

Tracy Morgan

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'

I don't control the line of 'funny,' 'funny,' 'funny,' 'not funny.'

Tracy Morgan

I think it's more fun to grow to love characters who are flawed than it is to present perfect characters. Perfect characters aren't very funny. Certainly my friends are a strange, intense bunch of people, and people's families drive them crazy, but challenging relationships are always more rewarding.

Christopher McCulloch

For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.'

For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.'

Martin Clunes

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