Top 451 Funny Quotes

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.

Trey Parker

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

T. J. Miller

When I do comedy, it's not like I'm trying to be funny for folks; I look for the honesty in it. With James Early in 'Dreamgirls,' it was the honesty of it: it was the reality of the moment. You know, I don't know what makes me play sometimes. I really don't. I just do what I do. And that's what I did for 'Sliders,' and that's how I got the job.

Cleavant Derricks

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.

I think with 'Chunky Rice,' it felt novel to me to give this emo twist on these funny animals.

Craig Thompson

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny.

Tommy Chong

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction.

Djimon Hounsou

It's funny, because music is one of those things it is natural to go into. You hear it so much growing up, it kind of permeates you and eventually you spew out some music of your own.

It's funny, because music is one of those things it is natural to go into. You hear it so much growing up, it kind of permeates you and eventually you spew out some music of your own.

Dhani Harrison

I mean, I - it's so funny, I am, you know, I am, you know, a working woman out in the world, but I still live with my parents half the time. I've been sort of taking this very long, stuttering period of moving out.

Lena Dunham

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

David Cross

It's funny in the U.K., where I'm not really known because I never did a soap. My English cousins in the Lake District think I'm not a real actor because they've never seen me in 'Home and Away' or 'Neighbours.'

Jacki Weaver

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