We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan gratitudehopeinsect Change image and share on social
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Bill Vaughan bulldozedevelopername Change image and share on social
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan leafmakemidnight Change image and share on social
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Bill Vaughan cookieinsistplate Change image and share on social
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. Bill Vaughan childdollarfifty Change image and share on social
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. Bill Vaughan badlyconformconformist Change image and share on social
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. Bill Vaughan americacitizencross Change image and share on social
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. Bill Vaughan deliverdisappeargroundhog Change image and share on social
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan collectorcreatelove Change image and share on social
