Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. Bill Vaughan animalbackday Change image and share on social
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan gratitudehopeinsect Change image and share on social
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughan agealloweve Change image and share on social
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Bill Vaughan cookieinsistplate Change image and share on social
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. Bill Vaughan americacitizencross Change image and share on social
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan collectorcreatelove Change image and share on social
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. Bill Vaughan appliancecharcoalcook Change image and share on social
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. Bill Vaughan childdollarfifty Change image and share on social
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Bill Vaughan eightyhavelearn Change image and share on social
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. Bill Vaughan badlyconformconformist Change image and share on social
