We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan gratitudehopeinsect Change image and share on social
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan leafmakemidnight Change image and share on social
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Bill Vaughan cookieinsistplate Change image and share on social
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. Bill Vaughan childdollarfifty Change image and share on social
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity. Bill Vaughan badlyconformconformist Change image and share on social
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. Bill Vaughan americacitizencross Change image and share on social
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. Bill Vaughan eightyhavelearn Change image and share on social
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan collectorcreatelove Change image and share on social
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. Bill Vaughan atomicbaseballbusiness Change image and share on social
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughan agealloweve Change image and share on social
