Top 451 Funny Quotes

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.

Andrew Stanton

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

Amy Jo Johnson

My father was very sick around the time I was born. The doctors thought he wouldn't live. He did recover, but I don't remember him as very active. I do remember lots of schtick around the dinner table. Generally, he and my brothers and I were all laughing at the same thing my mother did not find funny, whatever that was.

Albert Brooks

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

My primary responsibility is to be funny.

Al Madrigal

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.

Al Franken

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Alan King

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

Alan King

It's funny because looking back at my first contest, I was 15 and surfing the Haleiwa contest wearing this tiny bikini. I remember not even thinking twice about wearing it - I just thought it was normal.

Alana Blanchard

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.

Al Gore

Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are.

Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are.

Alan Alda

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