I am the shortest and least funny person in my family. Heather Donahue familyfunnyperson Change image and share on social
I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play. Cheryl Hines attentioncharacterfriend Change image and share on social
If you're talking about Java in particular, Python is about the best fit you can get amongst all the other languages. Yet the funny thing is, from a language point of view, JavaScript has a lot in common with Python, but it is sort of a restricted subset. Guido van Rossum commonfitfunny share on social
There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle comediancomicdifference share on social
I didn't grow up thinking I was pretty; there was always a prettier girl than me. So I learned to be smart and tried to be funny and develop the inside of me, because I felt like that's what I had. Kerry Washington developfeltfunny Change image and share on social
It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Jay London begindogfree Change image and share on social
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile. Terry Farrell bridgebroadeye Change image and share on social
Jake Johnson wanted to make clear that he was the great American actor, not just the funny guy on 'New Girl.' Colin Trevorrow actoramericanclear Change image and share on social
Women's humor seems to be a little more supportive. It's just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like I'm going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. Paul Feig beatfeelfull share on social
I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny. Issa Rae blackfeelfunny Change image and share on social
