Top 25 Quotes by Bruce McCulloch

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

I, sir, I just like to work. I'm humble.

Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

We see less of Dave, certainly, and he's kind of fallen out of the sphere of our group, mostly because he's working on his show, and has kind of lost the fun of the party.

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.

I got through college realizing business was repugnant.

But after this last year and dealing with the studio, the rest of us are closer than we've ever been.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.