Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk. Fran Lebowitz allowbearablebroadcast Change image and share on social
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz beatcheatchild Change image and share on social
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz calculationchancehave Change image and share on social
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. Fran Lebowitz abutchilddeduct Change image and share on social
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult. Fran Lebowitz adultchildcompany Change image and share on social
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz averagegreatidea Change image and share on social
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz happyhearlife Change image and share on social
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. Fran Lebowitz consciousnessdrugexpand Change image and share on social
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do. Fran Lebowitz characterhopemoral Change image and share on social