When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz astonishcleanleave Change image and share on social
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure. Fran Lebowitz businesscontrarydance Change image and share on social
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. Fran Lebowitz capitalismcommunismcountry Change image and share on social
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz happyhearlife Change image and share on social
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set. Fran Lebowitz bloomsburycrowddash Change image and share on social
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully. Fran Lebowitz adultcarrychild Change image and share on social
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. Fran Lebowitz haveinsufferablespoil Change image and share on social
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz chancefigurelottery Change image and share on social
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. Fran Lebowitz absolutelyanimalconversation Change image and share on social
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching. Fran Lebowitz assurechildday Change image and share on social
