In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy. Fran Lebowitz capitalismcommunismcountry Change image and share on social
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz happyhearlife Change image and share on social
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable. Fran Lebowitz haveinsufferablespoil Change image and share on social
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. Fran Lebowitz beatcheatchild Change image and share on social
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct. Fran Lebowitz abutchilddeduct Change image and share on social
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz averagegreatidea Change image and share on social
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. Fran Lebowitz attemptbehaviorconstitute Change image and share on social
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. Fran Lebowitz adultairportarea share on social
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz buychilddinner Change image and share on social
