Top 451 Funny Quotes

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.

I like the hot-cold, the sugar-salt, being able to play over-the-top and dramatic things - in the same film. Just as in my life, I can be very funny and at other times almost extinguished.

Jean Dujardin

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Julie Klausner

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.

Steven Wright

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

Craig Bruce

But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.

But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.

Thomas Haden Church

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.

Ronald Knox

I think it's great to see how they've grown up, not just as actors but as people. They're still very much the same kids that I met many years ago. They've grown up and they are funny and wicked and naughty and bright, and I think as actors their work is just getting better and better. They've blossomed.

David Heyman

It's funny: I always, as a high school teacher and particularly as a high school yearbook teacher, because yearbook staffs are 90 percent female, I got to sit in and overhear teenage girl talk for many years. I like teenage girls; I like their drama, their foibles. And I think, 'I'll be good with a teenage daughter!'

Rob Thomas

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

Scott Thompson

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.

I hated meeting people at bars when I was single because it's all about the looks and the funny line.

Sam Yagan

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