People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres accountantchildfunny Change image and share on social
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible for everyone to win, and it's perfectly possible that will continue to be true for quite some time. Eric Schmidt advertisecontinuedigital share on social
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny. Eva Longoria eighthflatterfunny Change image and share on social
I heard that people were really interested in the new haircut, which I think is so funny. Great haircut, I really like it. It goes great with the time period. And I was super, super, super-happy to have my bangs swept to the side rather than straight in front of me, which I dealt with for three seasons. I'm very, very much done with that. Elisabeth Moss bangdealfront share on social
For a long time, I refused to wear jeans. I liked high-waisted pants, but jeans made me feel like I wasn't being unique. Even now, I won't wear the skinny-jeans style, because most people wear those - they have to be baggier, boyfriend-looking, or sort of like a mom jean. I'm real funny that way. Elle Fanning baggyboyfriendfeel share on social
No matter how popular you are as a stand-up - you can go out and fill a 10,000-seat arena and be smart and funny - it's delicate to host an awards show and know where your place is and know that it's not about you, that it's about the people who are nominated, and respect that, but at the same time have your moment to show them who you are. Ellen DeGeneres 000arenaaward share on social
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. Ethan Hawke admirecompetecorporate Change image and share on social
I went swimming the other day and my wife was watching and she said, 'You know, it's funny, it's when you've got no clothes on, no one recognizes you.' I said, 'What are you saying? That I should do more love scenes?' Eddie Marsan clothedayfunny share on social
Ordinarily, I'd claim that I'd never write directly about my children, but the opening conversation of 'Peter Elroy' is a verbatim conversation that my children had that I just loved: morbid, funny, passionate, and obsessed with the truth of things - all natural qualities of children that I'd like my work to contain. Elizabeth McCracken childclaimconversation share on social
If I'm not clear with the character, I can't do anything with it. But once I get that character, the possibilities are endless. When you have such a defined character, I feel like I can actually read the phone book and make it funny. Eliza Coupe bookcharacterclear share on social