Top 451 Funny Quotes

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Everybody's funny in different ways.

Colin Quinn

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny.

I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny.

Mayim Bialik

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.

Florenz Ziegfeld

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Billy Mays

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

Steven Wright

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.

I joke around a lot about the manic times because they're funny. We manics do outrageous things and it is part of our colorful nature.

Patty Duke

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!

Poppy Z. Brite

I don't want to get myself in trouble - and I don't think I'm super important or anything - but I think it's so funny that when you look at the business and the way that people make decisions in their lives, whether they're in art or music or they're in industry, they forget that being unique is the answer.

Justin Vernon

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.

I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.

Christopher Buckley

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan

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