I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin 000finishjigsaw Change image and share on social
I love to swim. When I jump in the water, I feel like I'm 12 years old again. It's really funny how it does that to me. Summer Sanders feelfunnyjump Change image and share on social
It's funny - nowadays people that are famous get chased by paparazzi. They have this fame, but they don't have the money to hide from it. Matt LeBlanc chasefamefamous Change image and share on social
It's the details and the human element that makes 'Recount' entertaining. Even though we know how the election ends, it plays like a thriller. It's also funny. Kevin Spacey detailelectionelement Change image and share on social
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn funnygottalaugh Change image and share on social
Prince Charles is so funny. So, so funny. Joan Rivers charlefunnyprince Change image and share on social
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' Ron Funches badfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them. Kellan Lutz funnygirlgirlfriend Change image and share on social
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan backfunnyguy Change image and share on social