In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a play, and my classmates and I performed it as a puppet show. Maxim Knight classmateexcitfunny Change image and share on social
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz balancedietfood Change image and share on social
I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. Pink funnygoodhard Change image and share on social
I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about that. But I can explore it through a metaphor and make a kind of funny, dark story about it, and in doing so, really exhaust and research as many aspects of it as I can imagine. And in a way, that does give me some closure. Chuck Palahniuk aspectclosuredark share on social
It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way. Kate Winslet funnyhot Change image and share on social
I've always been part of comedy. One of the things about our family was that if we were reasonably funny with each other, particularly my two brothers and myself, when my father was upset with something you'd want to make sure in some way you made him laugh. Because when he didn't laugh, you were in trouble! Leslie Nielsen brothercomedyfamily share on social
My first manager, he had left Germany when he was five, but he would joke about the Nazis. And I'd laugh, but I'd look at him, and he was the first one who told me, 'You know, funny is a powerful thing; it's a wonderful weapon.' Michael Keaton funnygermanyjoke share on social
I've always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary music doesn't have. It has pain and suffering in it, but funny stories, too. And it is built on storytelling, which is something I really love. Nickolas Ashford bluebuildcontemporary share on social
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Demetri Martin 000finishjigsaw Change image and share on social