There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo. Jenny Eclair badboobreakfast Change image and share on social
I have always had a need for attention but didn't plan to be a comic. Jenny Eclair attentioncomicplan Change image and share on social
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga. Jenny Eclair 1970saccessorisearmy share on social
I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise. Jenny Eclair abidecandlehackle Change image and share on social
For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed. Jenny Eclair audiencebreeddie Change image and share on social
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena. Jenny Eclair arenacomedystuff Change image and share on social
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. Jenny Eclair comedyfunnyhate Change image and share on social
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. Jenny Eclair agecatdwindle share on social
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect. Jenny Eclair abyssadmireback Change image and share on social
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation. Jenny Eclair displayincrediblymarriage Change image and share on social