I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead. Jenny Eclair crapdadevent Change image and share on social
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga. Jenny Eclair 1970saccessorisearmy share on social
For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I'm a dying breed. Jenny Eclair audiencebreeddie Change image and share on social
My daughter has always had a strong sense of her own identity. From the day she was born her father and I were in love with and in awe of her and still are. Jenny Eclair awebeardaughter Change image and share on social
The comedy I like the best is comedy I can't do, stuff that doesn't touch my arena. Jenny Eclair arenacomedystuff Change image and share on social
I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me. Jenny Eclair agecatdwindle share on social
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. Jenny Eclair bawlbeatfart Change image and share on social
I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh. Jenny Eclair booshcomicfemale Change image and share on social
I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards. Jenny Eclair cryfacegrumpy Change image and share on social
