Top 451 Funny Quotes

Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man.

Working for President Nixon was the most extraordinary professional experience of my life. He was endlessly fascinating: brilliant, visionary, kind, generous, warm, funny - and yes, a good man.

Monica Crowley

You asked what is the secret of a really good sketch. And it is a sketch is a small play. It's got a beginning, and a middle and an end. It should have a plot; it should have the characters, conflict. It is a little play. And in it, will be funny stuff.

Harvey Korman

It's funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didn't plan out any huge career for myself.

Benicio Del Toro

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Roseanne Barr

Some call-in moderators are neutral and courteous. Then there's Rush Limbaugh, who is funny and pompous and a scapegoater and hatemonger. His popularity could cause you to draw some terrible conclusions about the state of mind of the American people. It helps to remember that Bill Cosby is popular, too.

Donella Meadows

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.

Kristen Johnston

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

Jane Wagner

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'

Joss Whedon

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

Jamie Foxx

'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' wasn't some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.

'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' wasn't some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.

Tyler Farr

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