It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. Dave Grohl basicallychildfunny Change image and share on social
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg diefakeplant Change image and share on social
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she's really self-deprecating, which is something I like to see in a comedian. I think those are really the best comedians: people who can make fun of themselves. Chelsea Handler bigcomediandeprecate share on social
It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye. Jason Schwartzman chamberdeaddisappear Change image and share on social
Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny. Gilbert Gottfried funnymisfortuneperson Change image and share on social
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny. Gilbert Gottfried explainfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
It's funny that a lot of the fans of 'Angel' have come over and hung out with me on 'Leverage.' I was so fortunate to have been on that show. It created one of the best fan groups ever. I just have the best fans in the world. Christian Kane angelcreatefan share on social
Regardless of what I do, whether I write a book or whether I act or whether I host, I'll always do stand-up comedy because those moments, that's what I crave. If I do something funny, and I hear a crowd laugh in that moment, we're all sharing the exact same experience and the exact same feeling. Howie Mandel actbookcomedy share on social
All directors are control freaks and very obsessive. I get the feeling that directors as kids, they all have had a childhood with not too much contact with other kids. They constructed their own reality and they continue to do it. It's a funny breed, directors. Stellan Skarsgard breedchildhoodconstruct share on social
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz balancedietfood Change image and share on social