I would say 80% of the scripts I get are dramas and not comedies or romantic comedies, which is funny because that's what I do every week. Eva Longoria comedydramafunny Change image and share on social
The funny thing about advertising is that it's not a zero-sum game... Historically, in the digital ad world, pie has gotten larger and it's possible for everyone to win, and it's perfectly possible that will continue to be true for quite some time. Eric Schmidt advertisecontinuedigital share on social
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard alivelife Change image and share on social
There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny. Ellie Kemper abrahamacceptableamuse share on social
Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny. Rachel Dratch comediandarkfunny Change image and share on social
Every now and then, when I think about it, I think, 'What would I even talk about onstage?' It's never been, 'I wonder if I'm funny. I wonder if I can come up with jokes.' It's more, 'What would it be like without the leather suit and the anger?' Eddie Murphy angerfunnyjoke share on social
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. Ernest Hemingway bookfunnylot Change image and share on social
I always had a running commentary in my head that was extremely funny and off-center, but I never said it to anyone. Elayne Boosler centercommentaryextremely Change image and share on social
The funny thing about my films is that you can make little piles of them. You could make little piles of the movie that were family movies, you could make a little art movie pile, you could make a little action movie pile. Julianne Moore actionartfamily share on social
