I have had breast implants, but it's so funny 'cause it's not a secret; I could care less. Kourtney Kardashian breastcarefunny Change image and share on social
I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty. Kristen Johnston funnypeoplepretty Change image and share on social
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner lifespecificwant Change image and share on social
It's funny; I'm in some ways hopelessly masculine, but I don't fish, I don't hunt, I'm not that into sports. I can't fix a car. I think it's my point of view and the way I see the world. Corey Stoll carfishfix Change image and share on social
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta go do my thing, and my jokes have got to be funny. Whatever I do has got to be great. Jamie Foxx actorblackcontrol share on social
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film. Hilary Swank crydayend Change image and share on social
It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like, 'No, we're only in the movie for like ten minutes!' Bill Hader adventurelandassumebig share on social
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder? Don Rickles clothepickstevie Change image and share on social
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. Demetri Martin actorbillcartoonist Change image and share on social
Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. Christopher Plummer andrewheadhit Change image and share on social
