Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social
I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass. Tia Carrere belongbowlbuddha Change image and share on social
The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Mo Rocca convincefunnyimportant Change image and share on social
I think the thrust of any child is to try to fit in and be part of it. And I can't tell you how many times my humor, you know, what I thought was humor ended up making me the outsider. Like I'd be, I go, 'It's a joke.' And they'd go, 'Well, what was funny?' And they just thought I was insane. Howie Mandel childendfit share on social
It's funny to me because everyone says I'm injury prone. That's hilarious to me because I've never blown a hammy or a shoulder or anything like that, knock on wood. Bryce Harper blowfunnyhammy Change image and share on social
I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music. Ray Stevens basicallyforemostfunny Change image and share on social
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. Rose Kennedy bringpreservewine Change image and share on social
I love Charlie, Billy Burke's character. Writing for him is so spectacular, he's so funny and wry and every scene he's in he just takes. There's a scene in 'Eclipse' where Bella tells him she's a virgin, and it's the funniest, most awkward scene I've ever seen on film. Melissa Rosenberg awkwardbellabilly share on social
I think the Cold War works as a great analogy or simile for different kinds of conflict. It's funny, when you look back at it, it's one of the last times that the boundaries were clear. Now, as we see on 'Homeland,' there are no clear boundaries and enemies. Matthew Rhys analogybackboundary share on social
Tabloid discussion of bad children always blames baby-boomer liberals, careerist mothers and fashion-crazed Nathan Barley types who think it's all enormously funny. But the centre-leftish psycho-thinker Oliver James says it's all down to the Thatcher-and-after culture of turbo-capitalism, making people acquisitive and unsatisfied. Peter York acquisitivebabybad share on social