Top 451 Funny Quotes

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.

Seth MacFarlane

You gotta keep the funny intact.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Seth MacFarlane

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

Seth MacFarlane

It's my mission to get the New Zealand accent into a Hollywood show. I'm proud of the way we talk, and I'm here to represent it. Kiwis are everywhere: they're in every city of the world. I've checked. We have a voice... it's a bit of a funny one at times, but it's one that I want to promote.

Rhys Darby

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

Jerry Lewis

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'

Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'

Jens Voigt

I've always had a penchant for dialects. I remember getting detention and being told, 'Have a think about where doing these funny voices might get you someday.'

I've always had a penchant for dialects. I remember getting detention and being told, 'Have a think about where doing these funny voices might get you someday.'

Nolan North

If a song about blowing your shot becomes popular, that's really funny.

If a song about blowing your shot becomes popular, that's really funny.

Mike Posner

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

In real life, comedians aren't funny.

Michael Showalter

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.

People wince when something is in bad taste. They laugh when it's funny. If it's too dirty or wrong, they won't laugh. But if it's a big, dirty, smart, funny laugh, they love it.

Michael Patrick King

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