I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly. Hilary Duff actressbadlycredit share on social
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright batterybuyinclude Change image and share on social
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. Joe Rogan closefunnylaugh Change image and share on social
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell considerableextentignorance Change image and share on social
It's really easy to be funny. You get a lot of funny people in a room, the show is funny. Jill Soloway easyfunnylot Change image and share on social
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record. Jason Schwartzman calldrumfunny Change image and share on social
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious. Zach Galifianakis funnyhilariousinappropriateness Change image and share on social
There just is not one person in my family who is not funny. Michael Keaton familyfunnyperson Change image and share on social
In high school, I was too shy to perform. It's one thing to get laughs from your family, to be funny at parties and in class. It's another thing to get up on the stage. Michael Keaton classfamilyfunny Change image and share on social
If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh. Bill Cosby funnykidlaugh Change image and share on social