I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do. Kaley Cuoco funnygoofyguy Change image and share on social
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. Rita Rudner leanstartsunlight Change image and share on social
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. Steven Wright batterybuyinclude Change image and share on social
As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children. P. J. O'Rourke amusechildcruelty share on social
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell considerableextentignorance Change image and share on social
I always tell people that to be the funny person in a Steve Martin movie is like getting a call that Keith Moon wants you to play drums on his record. He should be playing drums on his record. Jason Schwartzman calldrumfunny Change image and share on social
No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, 'Well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music.' Trey Parker criticfillfunny share on social
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. Bette Davis afraidbringconvention Change image and share on social
There's a darkness under 'The Hangover' because ultimately there's a missing person and it's not really that funny. There's a sort of darkness under it that I love, and still people are laughing as hard if not harder than they did in 'Old School.' Todd Phillips darknessfunnyhangover share on social
